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| a weekend with the fam |
| 02.26.06 (7:19 pm) [edit] |
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So yesterday I was assigned to wash the dishes (big surprise there!), and I turned on the faucet and waited for the water to get warm. And I waited. And waited. And seeing as our house temperature was below freezing (at least our heating costs are low, right?), my hand had just about frozen off by the time I commented on the failure of the water to get hot to anyone. I said, "Man, is this faucet broken or something?" And my mom replied, "YEAH, your FATHER fixed the fauct and put it on backwards." I quickly switched the handle to the traditional cold-water side, and the hot water immediately began to thaw out my frozen fingers. At that point, my dad said, "Aw, why does everyone have to pick on me?"
Mom: "Well it's true, I wasn't picking on you, I was just explaining the situation"
Dad: She didn't ask who broke the faucet, you didn't have to volunteer my name
Me: Well I was going to ask that question next anyway, she was just saving time.
Mom: Exactly. And I was anticipating her question.
Dad: Man! Why can't you all follow my example? You know, me and Max [the dog] have a great, positive relationship. [to Max] Don't we, you fleabag varmint!
And then today, my brother takes a poll as to whether we think he is black or white. It was a tie. So he started singing some song from Brown Sugar:
Dan: "The hoe is mine (uh, uh) something something (uh uh)"
And then mom turned off the TV during my Sunday night show because she said the show was sick and garbage and she refused to let anyone watch it in her house. Seriously--I am 21!!! Typical Mom Move.
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